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  6. Posted

    50 minutes ago, iAmSin said:

    iGuess this will work until the JB version is updated *sighs* 

    Will be done soon 

    2 hours ago, irnman said:

    Can’t install the direct install over previously installed direct install and when I installed on iPad to test the game centre sync and it didn’t work, do I have to start the game from the beginning every time they do an update...?

    i didn’t have to do this when you used to do the ipa / cydia impactor installer...

    Uninstall and reinstall using direct install - Game Center will only restore progress if you have progress connected with it 

    4 hours ago, Andres94384 said:

    How do i install

    Use direct install page 1

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  12. Posted

    On 23/08/2018 at 7:21 AM, CT10Carlos said:

    1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.

    2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.

    3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

    4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

    5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

    6 Cuils: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.

    7 Cuils: I give you a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance. Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger your body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. You, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn you to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. You are locked away and are fed hamburgers for the rest of your natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. You die in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Your soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. You ask for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a hamburger. They hand you a hotdog.

    What did I just read

  15. Posted

    On 16/08/2018 at 1:36 PM, Matthew2124 said:

    Idk I want to play the game bit it’s not meeting me cause of the login anyone know how can I fix that 

    But same I wanna keep playing the game 

    Turn lock rotation off and relaunch game 

    On 15/08/2018 at 6:56 PM, JRSDK said:

    How to use  only some items not use all items pls help

    Unreleased...

    On 16/08/2018 at 1:26 AM, JArte80 said:

    Hi I’m new to this and I don’t have a computer just a laptop so I hope this works out to be able to play on my ph

    Direct install are on some hacks please use that

    On 14/08/2018 at 10:06 PM, Landerds said:

    Nice list thx

     

    No problem glad it helped

  16. Posted

    On 25/08/2018 at 1:39 AM, Lexi1330 said:

    I wished I would’ve seen this befor I had to start all over again 

    Ooo sad to hear this but at least you know now 

    On 24/08/2018 at 6:53 AM, Oattmeal said:

    Great job

    Thanks

    On 21/08/2018 at 10:18 AM, Maximilienax said:

    Yes it works but problem told me that it needs a bet as days I do not have a computer to install games ect

    Some hacks have direct install use that

    On 18/08/2018 at 2:20 AM, lontong11 said:

    thankyou so much bro!

    Anytime 

  17. Posted

    On 31/08/2018 at 5:06 PM, Toytoy3232 said:

    Wow that’s a lot not to craft

    Yes game developers are working towards them

    On 30/08/2018 at 9:38 AM, TomR1 said:

    I can’t lunch this game ?

    32bit - electra are not supported 

    On 29/08/2018 at 2:13 AM, Mrpoolie said:

    Activate profile I think

    Please Reply/Comment On The Topic Of Which You Want To Get Activated, An Restart The Game 

    On 27/08/2018 at 1:41 AM, Cockney said:

    Great thanks for the list glad to see the safe is ok to craft 

    Yes the list gets smaller almost every update 

    On 26/08/2018 at 11:44 PM, Tr3p5297 said:

    Radio tower is now safe.

    That’s correctly 

  18. Posted

    On 02/09/2018 at 9:52 AM, maddiemaddie said:

    thank u

    No problem

    On 02/09/2018 at 11:58 AM, Drizzitmont said:

    It’s a pretty good game and iosgg made it better 

    I agree :cutesmile:

    On 31/08/2018 at 10:50 PM, SenseiGrove said:

    Why are these items in craftable??? Is it something with the programming/code/storyline checkpoints or resources?

    Items that aren’t released and will cause corruption 

  20. Posted

    2 hours ago, Alize808 said:

    Dang I wish I could ahem this 

    You can use this - just uninstall original - and install from the direct install on page 1

    2 hours ago, TheSuperNova said:

    nice work keep it up

    We will 

    2 hours ago, iosdogs said:

    does this work or another cpp 87 error?

     

    Use direct install

    4 hours ago, BigSkar said:

    Can it get me unlimited dollars?

     

    No read page 1

    6 hours ago, Ahmed99200 said:

    Dose it work ?? 

    Yes

  22. Posted

    4 hours ago, Xeanbean said:

    Everytime I try to log into the thing that pops up before starting this game it says incorrect password which it’s not! Someone help!!! 

    If you signed in with social media you don’t have a set password please use this to set one https://iosgg.com/lostpassword/

    4 hours ago, derekb1927 said:

    i don’t want to have to get a jailbreak

    Use the non jailbrea version then